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I was really fortunate to be invited to the NME awards while I was in London bc I am at best like an F-list celeb but I know people who know people, so I got lucky, I guess? My table was next to the Paper Sea/Dirty Hit/Haim squad's tables, and can I just say that literally nobody expected Andy to show his face there, especially with Nicola up for three awards herself? But he did, looking relatively sober (which is a big deal for him -- shoutout to his pr team for cutting him off after Cali) and didn't touch a single drink. It's like he was a completely different person. The entire table did share collective gasps of shock when Nicola lost to some unknown random, but I definitely saw him laugh when she lost in her other two categories. Petty much? And you could tell that he was really disappointed by how dirty the tech people did Pale Waves. I mean, they're boring at best and should probably stick to radio vs live shows but even they didn't deserve that fuck up. "My girlfriend made me come tonight cos she said I'd look like an asshole if I didn't. She's right about a lot of things, and I could use more of that. So let's get married."  Still not sure if he was joking. The after parties are what anyone goes to an awards show for anyway and for his faults Sutcliffe and co know how to have a good time so I made sure that me and my friends went where they went. idk if drinking is off the menu now that he got busted with all of that coke but it definitely didn't stop him from geting semi-shitfaced and contributing to everyone's ig stories of the night, including the Paper Sea insta.    Some drunk girl told him that he needed to bring back the undercut (which was a good look for him tbh) and he promised to think about it, and then she asked if he was up for a threesome, and I didn't get to hear his answer because NICOLA FUCKING PARR AND HER ENTOURAGE WALKED IN. It went fucking silent, like absolutely fucking silent in this otherwise loud af hotel rooftop and she VERY CONSPICUOUSLY goes to hug him. She was super overdressed for the awards themselves but changed sometime afterwards into a very harlowe type outfit, possibly trying to appeal to his love of literal trash??  Harlowe's ex Devon was part of that entourage, as well, but you could tell by the look on his face that he had no idea what he was getting himself into when Nicola blurts out something like, "Andy, we're all so worried about you. Do you really think that getting married is a good idea?"  I was assuming that she was feeling a little bit wounded after their fake engagement thing didn't go down well, but REALLY GIRL? That's fucking tacky. It was a fucking sea of eye rolls, from his side but she had her crew practically surrouding him, like an episode of intervention. It was so cringeworthy I wanted to die for him. She and a super pissed off looking Andy went back inside, though, and I don't know what was said because a) Alan (Cross) was blocking my view and b) the music came back on but it definitely looked like a HUGE argument/shouting match. I didn't see either of them for the rest of the night, though so maybe they're back on again now that he realises he and Harlowe are a disaster. Pretty sure they fucked in the bathroom but like ave some self respect and stop fucking that human trashcan lmao TAGGED: harlowe montauk paper sea nicola parr devon mcbride
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