"i swear down"       "there's no fucking united shit in this house"       "footy's in your blood: let's try again"       "i'm well proud of you"       "which one is your favourite? i love them all"       "tell me about it"       "i'm your dad. i'll hug you til i'm dead"       "and that's why we knock before going into mum and dad's room"       "do you want to talk about it?"       "crying means you're human"       "you aren't allergic to peas"       "alright, but don't tell your mum"       "i can finish it later"       "give it one more try, and if you don't like it, we can stop"       "dad kisses aren't quite as healing as mummy ones, so we'll do twice as many"       "i love you"       "cake for breakfast is a family birthday tradition"       "when is it? i want to be there"       "mind your brother"       "mind your sister"       "take a breath. sutcliffes don't shout at each other"       "he was a twat anyway"       "when do we get to meet them?"       "i'm not a regular dad, i'm a cool dad"       "i'm not embarrassing"       "i'm sorry"       "don't listen to uncle marc"       "there's no age limit on embracing your inner thot"       "i miss the feeling, but not the person i was then"       "it means that some days are very bad, and some days feel really good, but aren't. that's why it's important to take medicine. it helps keep you from being poorly"       "come on, i'll show you"