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Message: We've all noticed that during quarantine, Taylor and Joe have spent a lot of time with the Sutcliffe family in their country home in Wiltshire. Taylor and Harlowe's friendship goes way back and that Taylor is supposedly the godmother to the Sutcliffe's son Jack. It's an open secret that Andy has never really been a big fan of hers or her music in the past yet the four of them seem to have replaced the Sutcliffe-Hindley pair of couple friends. Weird, right?
What's also weird is how much Andy and Harlowe's "daughter" seems to have grown over time. It was hard to have something to compare it to, but in their newest pictures, her legs look really long for two years old. And her hair is really curly? Both Andy and Harlowe have always had naturally straight hair, but you know who doesn't?
Taylor.
The Taylor who hid away in 2017 and came back with a few extra pounds, the way someone would post-pregnancy.
And I know you'll say "but Aubrey was born in 2018". She's kind of big for two, isn't she? Even for three, but not if your parents are tall. Andy is 6'4" but Harlowe is only 5'8". But you know who is almost six foot tall herself?
Taylor.
The Taylor who suddenly came back into the Sutcliffe's lives after they got married, knowing that Harlowe would be the new "mother" to her daughter. Harlowe hasn't had much of a career since 2013, so she has plenty of time to be a stay at home mother, but you know who would be held back by motherhood?
Taylor.
And we're expected to believe that Joe the potato Alwyn is a "magnetic force of a man"? You know who has always been described as incredibly fucking charming?
Andy.
Andy is a Gemini and Harlowe is a Scorpio. Astrologically they're completely incompatible. But you know who isn't?
Andy and Taylor.
Gemini and Sagittarius, both with water Moons (Pisces and Cancer). They understand each other on transcendent levels.
You know who has literally never looked pregnant until their "second" child?
Harlowe.
Do you know who had a concert two weeks after the "birth" of her daughter?
Harlowe.
Weird that you'd do that right after a c-section. That's major surgery. They don't even let you carry your own baby that soon, but we're supposed to believe that she could be onstage dancing around?
Taylor's Reputation tour started seven months after Aubrey would have been born, which seems like a more reasonable time. And coincidentally, that fits with the time that Suttauk met back up in America while Harlowe was on tour (while allegedly pregnant).
Andy went to rehab and Harlowe went into hiding to sell the fake story. If you'll remember, neither Harlowe nor Andy would allow people to take pictures of baby Aubrey when they lived in London, and she was always in a covered stroller. There are no pictures of Andy holding her as an infant, and the ones that we do have of her when she was under one are with her alone, or with a woman with Harlowe's vague body type. Do you know who shares a body type with Harlowe?
Taylor.
We're told that it's because of Harlowe's PPD, but maybe she really just had trouble adjusting to the idea that her husband fucked her best friend.