i. "andy? it's vic. you told me to meet you at the airport, and now i can't find you. if you forgot, that's alright, yeah? just let me know that you got back to the house. big interview tomorrow. rest today and we'll meet in the morning to catch you up on everything you've missed."

ii. "bokkie - i know you're probably sleeping off the jet lag, but i wanted to say that i'm sorry. don't take it out on harlowe. it was my idea. call me when you get this. i love you."

iii. "you can't decide not to show up to a scheduled interview cos you're too busy watching football. we love england as much as you do but you fucking promised you'd be here if we could do it before and now we've had to cancel. i absolutely loathe when you pull this shit. we get it - you're a rock star. just do the boring press stuff like everyone else manages to. i'm on my way there."

iv. "doug and vic are looking for you, mate. she said she went round your flat and nobody answered, so i gave her my key. i told them you're alright. don't make me a liar.

v. "marc said not to ring you as you're busy but i couldn't babes. please don't freak out. the airline said that andy got on an earlier flight home than the one they arranged for him, but we've not been able to find him. i'm not worried, but if he calls you, let us know? good luck tonight, gorgeous."

vi. "nobody is going to talk andy into going to rehab, amy. i don't know why all of you baby him the way you do. he took them in front of all of us. if that wasn't a literal fuck you to sobriety, i dunno what is. he knew what was going to happen, and did it regardless, and there will never be consequences for him cos you all feel guilty. if this is anyone's fault, it's all of yours: you coddle him, even mum. i said that i'll tell you if he turns up here again but that's all. i'm staying out of it. let him self destruct.

vii. "sorry that kate worried you. he's fine. it's alright if you can't ring back. i'll have him call you later."

viii. "you're the last fucking person i ever wanted to speak to, but if you can peel yourself away from harlowe's little brother and be useful, we'd appreciate it. it's probably your only shot at redemption. his too."

ix. "andrew? it's mum. you've had a rough go of it, but it's nothing you can't recover from. wherever you are: ring your manager and your sister and your … wife. you could be so much better than this, but if you decide to drown, don't take the people who love you down with you. is this how you want to be remembered?"