It's Coming Home
Victoria Kirby
to Andy Sutcliffe, Douglas Evans, Harlowe Sutcliffe



I know you're busy with the new album, or doing whatever it is geniuses do in their free time, but I've got a quick question and then you can get back to work. We were sent an invoice from White River for "intentional damages" done to the room of your suite, and I'd love to know what the fuck you were thinking. Andy -- you're lucky they aren't asking for more to repaint everything. I don't want to do the maths on forty thousand South African Rand. You don't want to do the maths on forty thousand Rand.

They said that you'd written all over the walls? You can't do that on walls that don't belong to you.